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Mom And Dad Nice Punch Linesits Me Quotes & Sayings
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The only dangerous scene is when James Cromwell put a stake in my chest. But other than that, it turned out to be quite a punch. I didn't think much of it.
Andre Braugher
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Happy Mather's Day to all the single moms that are being both the mother and father to their kids.
Sonya Parker
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Mom, you've seen it all... My good, my bad, and everything in between. Thanks for being a giving and accepting kind of person. I really do love that about you. Happy Mother's Day!
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I worked at a clothing store once called Body. It was the coolest clothing store in the Valley. My dad made us sign a contract when we were 16 that if we crashed our car or did anything to our car, we were responsible for it. I got a job at the clothing store to pay to get my car fixed after a wreck. After that, I worked for my dad at his music company.
Kim Kardashian
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve. Steve: Hilary, could you pass the salt? Stan: (Holding gun to her head) Pass him the salt.
American Dad
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I didn't go through a teenage rebellion period because I saw Nip/Tuck. That was my teenage rebellion. My mom would say, 'You're not allowed to watch that,' blah blah blah. It was very nerve-racking auditioning in front of Ryan Murphy because I'm such a huge fan. It was hard. He's very nice. He's a little intimidating at first, but he's great. I've learned lots of things from Ryan. I've learned how to deal with crazy people. Not that Ryan is crazy. But he likes crazy people.
Chris Colfer
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I guess it would be nice to be remembered as a good friend to everyone and a dedicated artist to tattooing. I definitely want to be remembered as a person who believes in family and it would also be nice to be remembered as a party animal!
Kat Von D
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Be nice, have fun, play nice with the other kids. Unless the other kids wanna fight, then you kick the other kids butt. -Mushu
Mulan
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When I was a kid and got in trouble, I'd always say, Mom, I'm in trouble. Well, Mom, I'm in trouble.
Earl Campbell
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Cashier: 'Have a nice day.' Me: 'Don't tell me what to do.'
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No, they're nice guys. They wear girdles, but they're nice guys.
Bruce McCulloch
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I think people confuse me being nice with flirting...which is awkward.
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Done being nice to people...being taken advantage of for being to nice...I won't let people walk all over me...done.
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For me, already being part of a single parent household and knowing it was just me and my mom, you'd would wake up times and hope that the next day you'd be able to be alongside your mother because she was out trying to make sure that I was taken care of. But all I cared about was her being home.
LeBron James
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We laugh, we cry, we make time fly... we are best friends, my mom and I.
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For me, it's a bigger challenge, it's much harder to do and much more rewarding to do well, then just to think up stuff of your own, hit or miss, because you've got to see to it that you don't torpedo any of his punch lines.
Humphrey Lyttelton
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Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whor..s. -Allie's father (delivering the punch line to a joke)
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I apologize for the cruel things that I did but I don't regret one single word I said.
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To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers Day Dad. I miss you.
Nishan Panwar
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My mom is literally a part of me. You can't say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors.
Carrie Latet
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