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My Pregnant Girlfrien Quotes & Sayings
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Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
Werner Von Braun
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I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.
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Michael Oher listen to me, all right? I want you to enjoy yourself but if you get a girl pregnant out of wedlock I will crawl in the car, drive up here to Oxford and I will cut off your pe..s. - Leigh Anne Tuohy
The Blind Side
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It was really hard in the beginning when I first became pregnant it was just such a shocker. I was depressed for about five years, And I don't know if I really had postpartum depression because back then no one would talk about it. I went to therapists tried to prescribe me medication, but it didn't work.
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Many thanks for all of the love and good wishes sent our way from my friends out there in cartoon land... the only place where a nine month pregnant woman can still play a hot goth chick in a belly shirt!
Grey DeLisle
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Periods are ridiculous girls shouldnt be punished for not getting pregnant.
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Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was saut�ed mushrooms.
Bill Brasky
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The measure would set criminal penalties, the same as those that would apply if harm or death happened to the pregnant woman, for those who harm a fetus.
Ken Calvert
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Green paper, gold teeth and pregnant gold retrievers. All I want... fu.. money, diamonds and bi...es, don't need 'em.
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Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
George Carlin
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The web, then, or the pattern, a web at once sensuous and logical, an elegant and pregnant texture: that is style, that is the foundation of the art of literature.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter.
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Instead of getting periods once a month, can girls just get a text from mother nature saying 'You're not pregnant have a nice day!'
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Congratulations on not getting me pregnant.
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Half of all women who are s..ually active, but do not want to get pregnant, need publicly funded services to help them access public health programs like Medicaid and Title X, the national family planning program.
Louise Slaughter
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For the role in An American Crime, when I played someone who was starved and tortured, I lost a lot of weight, and my body and my mind were drained. After that people told me, You really need to do a comedy. And I said I am...I'm playing a 16-year-old who gets pregnant!
Ellen Page
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Earlier feminists were almost universally pro-choice and have dominated political debate until now. Having access to abortion was viewed as the only way women could have full equality with men, who, until recently, couldn't get pregnant.
Kathleen Parker
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I feel like becoming a mother is in my future and I'm on the verge of it in some ways - or it's something I long for. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Everyone will be like, 'Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf***ers!
Jennifer Aniston
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