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Peter Griffin New Years E Quotes & Sayings
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Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that one time when I was 19.
Peter Griffin
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Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Peter Griffin
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Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I DONT THINK SO!!!!
Peter Griffin
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Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.
Peter Griffin
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Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France.
Peter Griffin
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Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did. Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
Peter Griffin
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I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Peter Griffin
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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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I speak fluent gay. I took two years in high school and it just stuck.
Kathy Griffin
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And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I cant even measure. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Peter Griffin
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Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
Peter Griffin
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At the end of four years' time, at graduation, we were down to 12. At our reunion that we had several years ago, only 1 out of the 52 actually made it to ordination and priesthood. So there you go, there's your numbers.
Peter Jurasik
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Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fu..ing terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway. -Peter Bretter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I started off in England and very few people knew I was Australian. I mean, the clues were in the poems, but they didn't read them very carefully, and so for years and years I was considered completely part of the English poetry scene.
Peter Porter
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Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Peter Griffin
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This is a giant undertaking, but I consider this a personal film. It's my film of a lifetime. I read the book when I was 18 years old and thought then, I can't wait till the movie comes out. Twenty years later, no one had done it so I got impatient.
Peter Jackson
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It's really strange. There's so many celebs these days who are anti-bullying, but there's an exclusion to that. We have these actorsand Kathy Griffin who are like bullies. I think it just shows[Griffin's immaturity. I don't think that stuff's funny at all. She just has a weird hate for our family, just like her coming to Alaska and knocking on our front door.
Bristol Palin
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