TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Ugly Funny Facebook Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Ugly Funny Facebook" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Ugly
Funny
Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Ugliness
Ugly
Insults
Humor
Appearance
Photo Captions
Funny Facebook Status
Drinking
Ugliness
Cure
Laughter
Jokes
Funny
Show more
Facebook
Clever Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Facebook
Students
Success
Interesting
Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Fathers
Advice
Fighting
Disaster
Women
Facebook Status
Addiction
Girls
Drama
Drama Queen
Relatives
Politics
Witty Facebook Status
Driving
Teenage
Kids
Silly
Life
Food
Prostitution
QUOTES
s..ually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.
Unknown
31 Likes
Funny quotes
Life quotes
Facebook quotes
Sponsored Links
When I was born I was so surprised, I didnt talk for a year and a half!
Unknown
358 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Just a heads up that we aren't going into that war you heard about in between twerking videos.
Unknown
32 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
Unknown
1255 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover.
Unknown
305 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds....I got her a bathroom scale.
Unknown
472 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
Unknown
5981 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
Hussein Nishah
526 Likes
Funny quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Cheating quotes
Lies quotes
Theft quotes
Crime quotes
Government quotes
Jokes quotes
Competition quotes
Humor quotes
Don't play hard to get when your face is already hard to want.
Unknown
125 Likes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
Insults quotes
Ugly quotes
Games quotes
Play quotes
Advice quotes
Most girls I had a crush on in high school look ugly now. The ugly ones now look good. I used to be mean to them & now they won't talk to me.
Unknown
26 Likes
High School quotes
Memories quotes
Sponsored Links
The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
Friedrich Nietzsche
10 Likes
Religion quotes
It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.
Matt Groening
0 Likes
As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV.
Marc Almond
14 Likes
Ugly quotes
People quotes
Television quotes
I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
Unknown
382 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Summer quotes
Vacation quotes
Being Drunk quotes
Funny Summer quotes
Spring Break quotes
I can not stop myself from telling my haters that awesome ends with ME and ugly starts with U.
Unknown
165 Likes
Haters quotes
Being Awesome quotes
Ugly quotes
Insults quotes
Sponsored Links
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
Unknown
3329 Likes
Sarcastic quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
Unknown
604 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Funny Marriage quotes
Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture?
Unknown
21 Likes
Funny quotes
Life quotes
Facebook quotes
When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
Unknown
294 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Unknown
2505 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Short quotes
1
...
20
21
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 21
50th Anniversary
50th Wedding Anniversary
Biography
Cheating Girlfriend
Dealing With Death
Good Morning
Greatness
Heroism
Ideals
Kindness
Procrastination
Relationship Trouble
Reminisce
T-shirt
TIme
TV Series
Talent
True Love
Unconditional Love
Uplifting
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™