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Ugly Girlfriend Jokesholes Quotes & Sayings
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Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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A woman would rather visit her own grave than the place where she has been young and beautiful after she is aged and ugly.
Thomas Hardy
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I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly.
Kylie Bax
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The ugly is very appealing to man. It's instinct. One shrinks from the ugly, yet wants to look at it. There's a devilish fascination in it. We extract pleasure from horror.
Sonya Levien
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Having s.. with an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know your gonna enjoy it but for f*cks sake just dont look down.
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No offense to ugly women but I need a pretty face. If you skinny or eat plenty it don't matter either way.
Jae Millz
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Never insult those who are Poor or Ugly,They are the reason YOU look rich and good!
Abhishek Tiwari
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I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just as ugly.
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Ugly face + nice body = Still ugly. Try again.
Unknown
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My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'
Beverly Johnson
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If he loves you while he has another girlfriend, then he will love another girl when you are his girlfriend.
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I'm not not looking for a girlfriend, but I'm not particularly looking for a girlfriend, either. I'm not knocking having a relationship; at the end of the day, you want to share with someone. But I just look at it as, I have the rest of my life to do that. I'm not in any rush.
Chace Crawford
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You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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Do I have a girlfriend? Technically no. If you be my girlfriend then I'll make it so.
John Legend
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Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.
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My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
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To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman that fat and hairy.
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War begins like a pretty girl with whom every man wants to flirt and ends like an ugly old woman whose visitors suffer and weep.
Samuel Ha-Nagid
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