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Your Ex Is A Whore Funny Quotes & Sayings
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If I had any balls whatsoever, I'd make nothing but Jay and Silent Bob flicks for the rest of my life. However, being a critical whor.., I've gotta move on and 'grow' beyond those characters.
Kevin Smith
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Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whor... Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. - Mr. Garrison
South Park
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Cinema is an old whor.., like circus and variety, who knows how to give many kinds of pleasure. Besides, you can't teach old fleas new dogs.
Federico Fellini
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When in a store, have my fun, throw em on the floor, Open the door, give me all of that and more, Open your pocket you whor.., no sorry if I just swore.
Lil Twist
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Colder than a whor..'s heart.
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Men are fast to call lady's whor.. but must faster to put their manhood in one.
Hussein Nishah
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I've always made fun of television shows and how ridiculous some celebrity behavior is, but I never thought my job would be commenting on it. There's a side of me that's happy I get to say these things out loud. But other times I feel like a whor...
Joel McHale
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My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whor.. in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
Jerry Hall
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There's a difference between being a whor.., and being pretty.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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Hey whor..s who dress like whor..s but hate being called whor..s because you are dressed like a whor... I totally get it.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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Don't need a whor.., don't need no booze, don't need a virgin priest, but I need someone I can cry on.
The Rolling Stones
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BREAKING NEWS: No one gives a fu.., so stop begging for attention, fishing for compliments, and acting like a whor...
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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The objective, tryna score. You got a wife, you find a whor... You fu.. her fast, she find her drawers. Pull up her pants, you find the door.
J Cole
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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As the audiences got larger, the participation got larger. And I found myself in Dallas, and 20,000 people were singing 'Madonna whor..' back at me. I thought... this is really a great thing. They wanted to hear it really badly, and here they are.
Cyndi Lauper
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