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Bill Burr Ther Quotes & Sayings
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fu.. this Im going to get a pumpkin.
Bill Burr
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Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.
Bill Burr
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Bank rolls give mBank rolls give me all them pretty furs cause my pu... game cold when he hit it he say 'burr', he say 'burr' 'bur bur bur burr, I'ma i'ma marry her' and he play with that purr like he strummin' his guitar.
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Do you know how many times a week people ask me why Im yelling?
Bill Burr
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Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
Bill Burr
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I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.
Bill Burr
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Now, if they were just honest about it and were like, 'Look, this guy's going to die in, like, seven or eight minutes; I'm going to get a bag of cash and a Lexus,' I wouldn't have a problem with it.
Bill Burr
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There's this critical point where you've stayed single for too long and your brain switches from 'You know, maybe I shouldn't say that.' to 'Eh, fu.. it, say it, see what happens.'
Bill Burr
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I am so pro-swine flu...I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.
Bill Burr
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Oh look an ATM! Ok here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.
Bill Burr
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I'd be like, 'Lady, get the hell away from me! You're old, you're gross...I'm sorry. I'm sure you were unbelievable back in the 20s, when you were doing the Charleston, making beer in your bathtub, but you're at least four decades past humpable. I'm sorry.'
Bill Burr
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A good story is always you doing something wrong, you know? That's why nice people are so damn boring. I mean, they're nice, but their stories suck.
Bill Burr
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The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me.
Bill Burr
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You know what I like about George Bush? He makes me feel like I could be president, too. No, he does. He's like the first guy, like, from my reading level, you know...the first guy, like, from my math class to finally go out and do something!
Bill Burr
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Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like, 'Dude, just go do everything you ever dreamed of doing. Just go crazy. Have one of your friends play the banjo...it'll scare the hell out of them.'
Bill Burr
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There's no 'brothers' when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio...I don't know that guy.
Bill Burr
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You know what a cubicle basically says? It basically says, like, 'You know what? We don't think you're smart enough for an office, but we don't want you to look at anybody.'
Bill Burr
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I think racists know at this point that theyve probably got to keep their ideas to themselvesunless theyre at one of those Klan meetings. You know bunch of douchebags sitting around with a fu..ing comforter thrown over your face, just fu..ing getting all sweaty under there, your face breaking out. You know? Whats wrong with those people?
Bill Burr
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Nothing makes a white guy feel safer than seeing a trolly, you never feel youre gonna get fu..ed up when youre around a trolly.
Bill Burr
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I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I'm thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I've seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming.
Bill Burr
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