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Really Funny Dirty Forty Quotes & Sayings
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Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker. You think I can't get hood like you, you motherf...
Jessie J
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
David Boreanaz
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
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Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
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And we like to floss, all my diamonds gloss, I represent the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty South. This is the way we ball...
Lil Flip
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Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
Groucho Marx
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
Robert Benchley
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dir.. in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dir.. to me.' She said: 'Go fu.. yourself.' Not that dirty.
Robert Schimmel
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty sho...
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And he arose, and did eat and drink, and went in the strength of that meat forty days and forty nights unto Horeb the mount of God.
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I feel very proud that we have managed to stay together. In these forty years we have made forty-six films. Each one has brought a certain name and contribution to cinema.
Ismail Merchant
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Forty isnt old, if youre a tree.
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress.
Allison Janney
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This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesnt show its age.
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It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
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Once you hit forty you start adding letters I'm 39A this year
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