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Wet Fart Of A Human Turd Quotes & Sayings
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I got a new song for you: "Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah a giant turd, and you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd". -Kendall
Big Time Rush
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I jus gave her a nickname, it's wet-wet.
Plies
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Man I'm killing it, riding in that brand new. swimming through the streets, looking like I'm Shamoo, In that big body, with the wet paint, I got some pocket change, from selling wet weight.
Pusha T (Clipse)
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You can't change a turd into gold.
The Ramones
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This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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How do people look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and I just look like a real f*cked up piece of seaweed...
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Rick James, super freak. She got that wet-wet: now that's a super leak.
2 Chainz
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School won't pay to fix the brakes on this yellow turd!
RJ Berger
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What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort? -Fat Amy
Pitch Perfect
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Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
Trey Parker
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Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's on A frozen pond out there. -Tom Anderson
Beavis And Butthead
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The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor.
Wilma Scott Heide
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What would the world be, once bereft Of wet and wildness? Let them be left, O let them be left, wildness and wet, Long live the weeds and the wildness yet.
Gerard Manley Hopkins
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I hate being cold and I hate being wet and around 80% percent of this film I was cold and another 60% I was cold and wet, so it wasn't the best shoot for me.
Morris Chestnut
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all.
Kahlil Gibran
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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