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Best Facebook Status Ever Hoes Quotes & Sayings
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I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook...
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
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Theres always that person whom you wish their status was about you.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook?
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
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If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're a whor.. who found glasses.
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
Raymond Estrada
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