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In the back of my mind was the constant hankering, almost yearning, to write but something always stopped me in my tracks. Or if I did find my way to put a pen to paper or finger on a keyboard I'd give up after a few minutes. I'd find other things to do: Anything but writing.
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Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect!
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
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Take your little belt, go home, have yourself a good Thanksgiving, but here's a little bird for you to enjoy right now! *Stone Cold wags a middle finger in the air!
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Henry Youngman
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I remember, growing up, if something big, God forbid. happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.
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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
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Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
Nick Clooney
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
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I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: they respond, they're getting the jokes, they're with me. And that' s been happening.
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The moment when someone jokes about one of your insecurities and you have to pretend like it didn't bother you.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of s.. jokes and gross humour.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
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i know you think you broke my heart, but I saw your game right from the start, I knew it well and played it too, so laugh it up the jokes on you.
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