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Funny About Parents Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny About Parents" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.
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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
Margaret Cho
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I've been buried in IRAC so long, they should be paying my parents a military pension.
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them.
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Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture?
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I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
Jim Carrey
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Greg Norman
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
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I would just like to take the time to Congratulate my parents for having such an amazing kid!
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Parents - especially step parents, are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don't fulfill the promise of their early years.
Anthony Powell
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two youare referee
David Frost
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Bob Hope
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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Parents lend children their experience and a vicarious memory; children endow their parents with a vicarious immortality.
George Santayana
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I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea', there was only one thing to do-break his head. When I got older, I realized that you shouldn't do it that way. I realized that you've got to do it through education. Children are not to blame. It is the parents. How can a child know whether his playmate is an Italian, a Jew or Irish, unless the parents have discussed it in the privacy of their homes.
Frank Sinatra
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If you as parents cut corners, your children will too. If you lie, they will too. If you spend all your money on yourselves and tithe no portion of it for charities, colleges, churches, synagogues, and civic causes, your children won't either. And if parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out.
Marian Wright Edelman
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What is the best s..ual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?.... Ask my parents!
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