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Funny Beauty Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
Milton Berle
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
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I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
Paula Deen
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
Seth MacFarlane
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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Beauty is not about looks, make up or clothes. True beauty comes from being yourself.
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The beauty that emerges from woundedness is a beauty infused with feeling; a beauty different from the beauty of landscape and the cold perfect form. This is a beauty that has suffered its way through the ache of desolation until the words or music emerged to equal the hunger and desperation at its heart. It must also be said that not all woundedness succeeds in finding its way through to beauty of form. Most woundedness remains hidden, lost inside forgotten silence. Indeed, in every life there is some wound that continues to weep secretly, even after years of attempted healing. Where woundedness can be refined into beauty a wonderful transfiguration takes place.
John O Donohue
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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