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Funny Clever Status Quotes & Sayings
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Dear inventors of Tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
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Dear Google: They are only using you to get to me! Sincerely Wikipedia
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No matter how old you are, when the ketchup bottle farts, it's funny.
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China is only winning the Olympics because they made all the equipment...
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
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The most common phrase in China: 'Hey! You look familiar!'
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Just a heads up that we aren't going into that war you heard about in between twerking videos.
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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a "son-of-a-bi...."
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Just saw two deaf girls arguing, one said, 'bi... better keep my name out your hands.'
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
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The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s..y. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
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Hope you're feeling okay after being s..ually violated by Miley Cyrus last night.
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