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Funny Dirty Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
John Parrott
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
Unknown
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Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous- to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
Thomas Mann
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Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
Robert Neelly Bellah
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I got my passport aplications sent back. Apparantly then question place of birth? Between my mother's legs isn't acceptable.
Unknown
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So take a dirty picture for me. Take a dirty picture. Just send the dirty picture to me. Send the dirty picture.
Taio Cruz
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Throwin ones tryin to motivate your body rock. Yea its a dirty money thing, so right about now ima let dirty money sing.
Red Cafe
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field to himself.
Hugh Downs
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Im single so my only sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
Unknown
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That awkward moment when someone asks if your hair is wet, but its just that dirty.
Unknown
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
Unknown
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s.. is a two way treat and is only dirty when it's done right.
Danny Santagato
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Charles M Schulz
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Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
No Strings Attached (Movie)
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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