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Funny Dirty Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
Gregory Null
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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
Unknown
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Why is a pe..s the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it.
Unknown
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Why didnt the flasher retire? He decided to stick it out for one more year.
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The dirty looks, the jealous stares but the funny part is I dont care!
Unknown
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The human soul is like a whiteboard. You never know how dirty it can get (living in this world) until someone's love makes a clean spot. Anyone can clean a dirty board, but only the Son of God can clean a dirty soul.
Richard Stidham
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I lay her down and kiss her neck and talk dir.. to her. Like I get that pus.. wetter than a dirty sewer.
Lil Wayne
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
Unknown
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
Unknown
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Jules Carlysle
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
Unknown
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I'll keep you my dirty little secret. Dirty little secret. Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret. Just another regret, hope that you can keep it. My dirty little secret.
All American Rejects
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
Unknown
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
Nightwish
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When I was born I was so shock I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Unknown
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