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Funny Dirty Birth Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to birth.
Arthur William Edgar OShaughnessy
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
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God made women, have periods and give birth because He knew guys weren't strong enough to handle it.
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Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the same state. There is as little reason to deplore the one as there is to be pleased over the other.
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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except mine, she gave birth to a legend!
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Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.
Dean Koontz
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
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The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids
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Hesitation before birth. If there is a transmigration of souls then I am not yet on the bottom rung. My life is a hesitation before birth.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the Thou shouldst not grieve.
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Birth is nothing where virtue is not
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio
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Each day is one step further from birth, one moment closer to dismissal. How we travel this path is our own decision.
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