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If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.
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I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower on stage.
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That awkward moment, when you're walking through the metal detector and your abs of steel set it off.
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That awkward moment when a black kid asks you to pass the skin colored crayon.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
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I wonder if Chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir from America and find out it was made in China...
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
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Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube the Sarah M commercial.
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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Mom, thank you for all that you've done and still do. I do love you and no one can replace my love to you.
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