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Funny German Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Lydia: And who's going to carry you when you're carrying the cello? House: Yes, cast aside the useless cripple. How very German of you.
House MD
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Those who don't pick roses in summer won't pick them in winter either
German Proverb
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Ninety percent of the members of the Academy of German Law were not members of the Party.
Hans Frank
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The guy is like Honduran-German. Why would you pretend to be (Mexican)? . . . I think he had that intention from the beginning that he was going to play Mexican.
George Lopez
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I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse.
Charles V
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To bury grief plant a seed.
German Proverb
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Beauty is a good letter of introduction
German Proverb
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Those who get lost on the way to school will never find their way through life.
German Proverb
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Ambition and fleas both jump high
German Proverb
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Don't throw away your old sho.. before you have new sho...
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He who conquers his anger has conquered an enemy
German Proverb
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We were looking for a 'good shepherd,' and instead we got a German shepherd.
Pope Benedict XVI
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My sons are into German music, but they are into all kinds of music.
Keith Emerson
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It's not healthy to swallow books without chewing.
German Proverb
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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The West German population would protest passionately if it knew what secret meetings between the federal chancellor, McCoy, and foreign and Nazi generals are planning.
Walter Ulbricht
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I got married about three years ago again to a wonderful German woman. Her name is Monika and she is beautiful. She is one of the biggest women Zappa fans I have ever met in my life.
Jimmy Carl Black
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Oh yeah, that's real load off, that is. I'm hanging in the sky in the middle of a German air raid with a Union Jack across my chest, but hey! My mobile phone's off!
Rose Tyler
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Germany has reduced savagery to a science, and this great war for the victorious peace of justice must go on until the German cancer is cut clean out of the world body.
Theodore Roosevelt
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