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Funny Jokes About Ghetto Quotes & Sayings
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There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Phyllis Diller
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Facebook is full of them ghetto trashy girls and newborn babies...
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You see, I was born in the slums, that was before the ghetto. The ghetto was kind of refined; the slums was right there on the ground.
Della Reese
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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I wish Google maps had an, 'Avoid The Ghetto Route' option.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Dem a pu... from di ghetto, ghetto, one ting mi waan dem fi know, know.
Serani
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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From ghetto to ghetto, to backyard to yard, I sell it whip on whip, it's off the hard. I'm the...neighborhood pusha, Call me subwoofer, 'cause I pump "base" like that, Jack.
Pusha T (Clipse)
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