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Funny Jokes To Tell A Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I have a girlfriend and she hasn't minded, ...She thinks it's funny I have to sing about that stuff.
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