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Funny New Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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X's and O's for my ex's and ho...
Jessie Jakeway
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Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
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Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to say 'I'd die without you.' To their exes before.
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I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.
Tim Walters
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A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend, you should worry if she doesn't care.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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My girlfriend is a REAL girlfriend. She's a REAL woman. Faithful. Loyal. She deserves the world, and I'm gonna try to give it to her.
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When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.
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I am a navy girlfriend. The events of the next several months hold my life, my love, and my future in the balance.
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If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because someone has hers.
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One loyal girlfriend is worth more than one hundred ho...
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Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.
Kendrick Cole
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Apparently, the answer 'I know.' is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to someone else!!
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My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.
Jarod Kintz
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My girlfriend caught me blow drying my pe..s...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a s..y answer.
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Relationships are a lot more like algebra. For instance. Have you ever loked at your X and wonderd Y?.
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If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone..
Mitchell Sakundiak
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I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.
Mitch Hedberg
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I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.
Mitch Hedberg
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