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Funny Roses Are Red Jokes Who Never Became Mine Quotes & Sayings
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Pull me closer and whisper, 'I love you,'
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Roses are red, Cammies are green, I am in love with a U.S. Marine!
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, you thought I would cry over you. I told you I loved you, and you thought it was true. Well guess what player, you got played too!
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pi.ps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pi.p is a whole other thing.
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the woman I love and the second, For my best friend.
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Yea, only sipping red champaign, white-T, red hat, red bandanna.
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People who say life is a bed of roses usually complain about sleeping in thorns.
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If it's not from June or Mary, who is it from? It's a question to query. Who shall I thank for this red rose? Your guess is good as mine, I suppose. Only Lord knows.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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Red is one of the strongest colors, it's blood, it has a power with the eye. That's why traffic lights are red I guess, and stop signs as well... In fact I use red in all of my paintings.
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We can complain because roses have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
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You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!! for my sister.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
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