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Funny Self Control Quotes & Sayings
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The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words.
Philip K Dick
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Don't stress over things that don't matter and don't worry about things you can't control.
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I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have a better time enjoying one glass of wine and just being relaxed. It's a bit of a control thing, I don't like not being in control of my words. I like to go to bed at 10pm, or 10.30pm, because I like to wake up at 7am. Maybe for some people drinking and drugs work for them, but I'm not a tortured artist. I wouldn't turn to some sort of substance to make me feel better, I'd turn to writing.
Mandy Moore
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
Unknown
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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Children are not our property, and they are not ours to control any more that we were our parents' property or theirs to control.
Richard Bach
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Once a control freak, always a control freak.
Unknown
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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It is important to note that in leadership - its not always simply about control or power, but responsibility. Both spouses have the responsibility to own the relationship and the environment they create for themselves and their family.
Jordan Blake Michiels
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What you believe to be true is true or will become so. Your beliefs control your destinations. Your beliefs affect your way of thinking. Your beliefs affect your feelings. Your beliefs give rise to your actions. Your beliefs have an impact on your perception of events. If you do not change your beliefs, you will always attract the same result.
Unknown
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And Warner Bros. seems to be pretty much into re-releasing all of their catalog. So there's the Warner Bros. stuff and the stuff that we have control over, we're gradually re-releasing it. Some stuff we don't have control over.
Jerry Garcia
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If I could control my heart, I would stop it from falling in love with you.
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Self-confidence is the degree of control,conviction and contention on your own character.
Anuj Somany
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If you don't like the circumstances you find yourself in, you're the only one with the power to change it. So take control and change!
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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In life three things we cannot control or stop Thinking, Talking and feelings.
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It's clear that we can close our eyes to the things we don't want to see but unfortunately we can't close our heart to the things we don't want to feel. I'ts a fact and sadly we must live with it. I mean what a life is this? We can't even control our own emotions! How are we supposed to live happy then? It's kind of impossible ...
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
Unknown
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