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Funny Stupid Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.
Larry Wall
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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Somewhere between all our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights and all our jokes.. I fell in love.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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