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Funny Tagalog For Happy Birth Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Tagalog For Happy Birth" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
Unknown
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I got my passport aplications sent back. Apparantly then question place of birth? Between my mother's legs isn't acceptable.
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Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
Robert Neelly Bellah
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Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous- to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
Thomas Mann
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I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy.
Jarod Kintz
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL.
Unknown
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
Katt Williams
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If Solomon counts the day of one's death better than the day of one's birth, there can be no objection why that also may not be reckoned amongst one's remarkable and happy days.
John Aubrey
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I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to birth.
Arthur William Edgar OShaughnessy
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
Sameerah Shareef
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God made women, have periods and give birth because He knew guys weren't strong enough to handle it.
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We know that birth takes a woman from one place in her life to another. The birth of a child certainly does change her viewpoint of herself and I believe her viewpoint of the world.
Sameerah Shareef
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Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.
Dean Koontz
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