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Funny Turning 50erful Mother Quotes & Sayings
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Greg Norman
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.
William Butler Yeats
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There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Erma Bombeck
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Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.
Piet Hein
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I'd love to watch an episode of How I Met Your Mother without you pointing out Neil Patrick Harris is gay.
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As a single mom you have to play the roles of both a mother as well as a father. This is the most difficult aspect of being a single mom apart from the financial challenges. You have to pamper your precious children as a mother and also scold them like a father when they go wrong.
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Unknown
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If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' is worth any number of old ladies.
William Faulkner
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On this auspicious day of Mother's day, may the God Almighty bless you my dearest Mother and keep you safe at all times. May you have a long and healthy life. Happy Mother's day.
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The mother-child relationship is paradoxical and, in a sense, tragic. It requires the most intense love on the mother's side, yet this very love must help the child grow away from the mother, and to become fully independent.
Erich Fromm
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Lots of bear hugs and sweet kisses to my wonderful mother on Mother's day. I hope you have an awesome day. Happy Mother's day Mommy!
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This mother's day, may God bless you and grant you all your heartfelt desires. A mother like you after all deserves the best. Happy Mother's day dearest Mamma. Have a fantastic day.
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I may have not been the perfect child a mother could have. I may have made several mistakes and might have had hurt you a hundred times. However that didn't stop you from being the perfect mother. Thank you for being so wonderful. Happy Mother's Day dear Mom!
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The mother-child relationship is paradoxical and, in a sense, tragic. It requires the most intense love on the mother's side, yet this very love must help the child grow away from the mother, and to become fully independent.
Erich Fromm
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There is no one like a mother and, no mother quite like you. You are so very thoughtful and caring, and I just wanted to thank you mother, for making my life brighter.
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As for types like my own, obscurely motivated by the conviction that our existence was worthless if we didn't make a turning point of it, we were assigned to the humanities, to poetry, philosophy, painting the nursery games of humankind, which had to be left behind when the age of science began. The humanities would be called upon to choose a wallpaper for the crypt, as the end drew near.
Saul Bellow
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