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Funny Twilight Movie Quotes & Sayings
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I think Ive become more old-fashioned. I feel like Im already turning middle-aged now. Its quite nice to be doing a series of films [The Twilight Saga] that a lot of people think uphold positive virtues. Some people actually think the films are a good influence on their kids.
Robert Pattinson
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My goal all along has just been to work and support myself. I've been really lucky to walk away from the 'Twilight' series unscathed. Somebody asked me recently what it's like to be a star. I thought that was the strangest question. If you saw my day-to-day life, the word 'star' just doesn't apply.
Anna Kendrick
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You can relax more when you're playing a silly character than when you're playing a really rigid character. But to be fair, I think George Clooney is a bigger teenager than any of the 'Twilight' cast. He's the guy throwing a football at your head and then hiding around the corner, pretending it wasn't him!
Anna Kendrick
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Ill kill you. Ill kill you myself! Ill do it now! -Jacob Black
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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My last night as Isabella Swan. Tomorrow night, I would be Bella Cullen. Though the whole marriage ordeal was a thorn in my side, I had to admit that I liked the sound of that. -Bella Swan
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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I wanted to elbow Edward in the ribs, but I knew that move would only give me a bruise. Id told Edward that people would immediately jump to this conclusion! What other possible reason would sane people have for getting married at eighteen? - Bella Swan
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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Lastly, the great uncertainty of all data in War is a peculiar difficulty, because all action must, to a certain extent, be planned in a mere twilight, which in addition not infrequently - like the effect of a fog or moonshine - gives to things exagg
Karl Von Clausewitz
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My relationship with Jacob used to be so easy. Natural as breathing. But since Edward had come back into my life, it was a constant strain. Because in Jacobs eyes by choosing Edward, I was choosing a fate that was worse than death, or at least equivalent to it. -Bella Cullen
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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Im glad that its Bill Condon whos directing Breaking Dawn I love his stuff. I havent seen the script yet but I am fearful about the series end. Its such a great security blanket. Its like a net. You can afford to make mistakes when you have another Twilight film to make. After that, I guess youre on your own.
Robert Pattinson
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All I really saw was Edwards face; it filled my vision and overwhelmed my mind. His eyes were a buttery, burning gold; his perfect face was almost severe with the depth of his emotion. And then, as he met my awed gaze, he broke into a breathtaking smile of exultation. -Bella Swan
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped.
Hubert H Humphrey
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When human hearts break and human hearts despair, then from the twilight of the past the great conquerors of distress and care, of disgrace and misery, of spiritual slavery and physical compulsion, look down on them and hold out their eternal hands to the despairing mortals.
Adolf Hitler
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
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