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Funny Wet Dreams Quotes & Sayings
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Being true to your vision means fitting your life into your dreams rather than trying fit your dreams into your life.
Barbara De Angelis
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Hell naw I don't need no X, just a raincoat baby 'cause it 'about to get wet, Got you beggin' me to stop but I ain't finish yet, Guarantee this is a fu..in' you'll never forget.
Z-Ro
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Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture; when misfortune comes - A wet sponge at one blow has blurred the painting.
Aeschylus
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White girls, going wild. I murder that pu... now Im on a trial. So wet, I need 4 towels. She sucking d..k like she got four mouths.
Meek Mill
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?
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Alas for the affairs of men! When they are fortunate you might compare them to a shadow; and if they are unfortunate, a wet sponge with one dash wipes the picture away.
Aeschylus
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But man you've been rappin for years now and ain't made a hit yet, you flopped in a split sec. In the shower's the only time you get your d*ck wet.
Big L
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The son of a bi... moment when you're walking around the house in socks and you step on a wet spot.
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He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting All the Gods are bastards.
Terry Pratchett
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For the moment, the snow is quite wet and soft. If it was hard or icy, it would be a perfect downhill for my style, because I could fight even harder.
Hermann Maier
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All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without ill effect. No one can write knowingly of the weather who walks bent over on wet days.
E B White
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Bad dreams make me smile every time I wake up knowing it's not real. Beautiful one makes me sad realizing that was just a dream.
Novem Jean Lerasan Moncada
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What is a television apparatus to man, who has only to shut his eyes to see the most inaccessible regions of the seen and the never seen, who has only to imagine in order to pierce through walls and cause all the planetary Baghdads of his dreams to rise from the dust
Salvador Dalí
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Your mind, while blessed with permanent memory, is cursed with lousy recall. Written goals provide clarity. By documenting your dreams, you must think about the process of achieving them.
Gary Ryan Blair
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I have learned this at least by my experiment: that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
Henry David Thoreau
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You my friend, can achieve any dreams you want, if you follow through. Find something you REALLY love, work with it & I guarantee you, you will finish it like no other.
Kristen Farah
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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I choose to love you in silence, for in silence I found no rejection, I choose to love you in my dreams, for in my dreams no one owns you but me.
Unknown
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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