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Funny Wife Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I guess it's just one of those 'I miss you so fu..ing much' kind of nights.
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Happy Mothers Day to the mother of my children and the air that gives me life. My truest friend of all... my heart, my soul, my wife.
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Tear after tear, mile after mile, I wish you were here, so I could see your smile.
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Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.
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A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"
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The Navy wife is a rare and unique breed of woman. She has many good opportunities that other wives do not have. She also has responsibilities and hardships heaped upon her that other wives couldn't cope with.
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Behind every strong soldier, there is an even stronger woman who stands behind him, supports him, and loves him with all her heart.
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If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies.
Abraham Maslow
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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
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I'm the girl who waits months for a single kiss, a kiss that makes the months apart worth every second.
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This Valentines day, sweep your wife off her feet with our amazing collection of gift ideas. Happy Valentines day to you and your wife!
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Behind every strong soldier, there is a strong woman who stands behind him, supports him, and loves him with all her heart.
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If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, youll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Ann Landers
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A man loves his sweetheart the most , his wife the best , but his mother the longest.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Proud navy wife! And s..y as ever!
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You're my weakness. I need you in my life. There's no one else I want as my wife. You give me feelings I can no longer deny, I admit I love you please stay by my side.
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Ann Landers
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
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