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Funny Woman Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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The woman most in need of liberation is the woman in every man and the man in every woman.
William Sloane Coffin Jr
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A good and true woman is said to resemble a Cremona fiddle: age but increases its worth and sweetens its tone.
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Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
Groucho Marx
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If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
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A man wears the pants in a relationship but the woman tells the man which pair to put on.
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I found a woman who taught me how to strip at home, in the privacy of my own environment, with nobody else watching me. That was quite an experience, because she taught me how to lap dance, and I practiced on her. It was funny.
Famke Janssen
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A reading man and woman is a ready man and woman, but a writing man and woman is exact.
Marcus Garvey
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Food, love, career, and mother, the four major guilt groups.
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Women are magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat.
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The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women.
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God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.
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A real woman is independent. She's always busy on her own business. It can be whatever job, hobbies, interests. She has no time to deal with the problems and affairs of others.
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A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.
Gloria Steinem
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A strong woman is one who feels deeply and loves fiercely. Her tears flow just as abundantly as her laughter. A strong woman is both soft and powerful. She is both practical and spiritual. A strong woman in her essence is a gift to the world.
Ritu Ghatourey
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The more aware a man is of a woman's body, the better. He needs to know he has to tend to a woman. She might not always return the favor, but a man always has to tend to a woman first.
Rachel Bilson
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The more aware a man is of a woman's body, the better. He needs to know he has to tend to a woman. She might not always return the favor, but a man always has to tend to a woman first.
Rachel Bilson
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Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down?
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Being a real woman is an art mostly pleasant, but demanding some skills and knowledge. As we all know, there are no unbeautiful women, there are women who don't know that they're beautiful.
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