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Funny Work Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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If someone in a work environment says a racist joke, I'm the kind of person who says, 'I'm sorry, I don't find that funny, and I'd appreciate if you don't tell those kinds of jokes when I'm around.' And you can be looked at as, 'Wow, he's the bummer in the party.' But I just don't go for that.
David Schwimmer
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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Big time...Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes when you work clean, you can work anywhere.
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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have s.. with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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