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I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Quotes & Sayings
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They took my saddle in Houston, broke my leg in Santa Fe.
George Strait
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I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin back on, put a bunch of seasoning on the top, call it a day, put it in the oven. With a 10-12 pound turkey you are done in a couple of hours.
Sandra Lee
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Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.
Jim Hightower
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I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.
Heather Mills
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Was on my last leg, I couldn't even borrow my friend's extra peg.
Sly Stone
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We need a tax code that truly helps working Americans trying to get a leg up in the new economy.
Barack Obama
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Dont play both sides of the fence because one day your leg is going to get caught trying to get over on the other side.
Unknown
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Tattoo crawlin' down her leg, so s..y. So young, ever get caught, they'll arrest me.
Motley Crue
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How does a kid from Coos Bay, with one leg longer than the other win races?
Steve Prefontaine
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The attack did not succeed as well as I had hoped, no small impediment having been the loss of my right leg.
Peter Stuyvesant
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Pound hit ya, ya leg shake like James Brown, lay down.
French Montana
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Could you please push your seat back more, I really hate leg room.
Unknown
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Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.
Lyndon B Johnson
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I still find it strange, I suppose, when I say to someone, 'Can you just pass me my leg?' But I don't ever think about my disability.
Oscar Pistorius
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Now that I've got some films under my belt, I have the courage of my convictions regarding acting. It gives me a leg to stand on.
Mira Sorvino
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I might as well put all my killers in YSL. Put my voice on this microphone, put you pu... ni...s through hell.
Kendrick Lamar
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I put the weight on after we were together. I put on about 20 pounds when we got married, and people were flipping their lids. And then I put on more after that, and I've gone up and down since then.
Delta Burke
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Come and put your name on it . Put your name on it. Come and put your name on it. Your name, bet you wanna put your name on it.
Rihanna
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Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them.
Stokely Carmichael
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Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?
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