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I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Quotes & Sayings
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I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.
Danny Mcbride
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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
Billy Madison
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I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race horse with a broken leg.
Jack Klugman
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My knee is as strong as it was before, if not stronger, and it's a matter of getting my leg strong. I lost six years of strength in about six month's time, so it's going to take another year or two to get that leg back up to full strength, but I'm good to go so far.
Picabo Street
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You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Eric Cartman
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My sweater was sitting in my car in the sun all day, and when I just put it on, it felt like sauna pants for my shoulders.
Candace Bailey
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Yeah, I throw my dollars up high and they land on the stage you dance on. We got company coming over. Would it kill you to put some pants on?
Drake
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There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants.
Arnold Newman
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I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg
G M Trevelyan
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Girls with out curves are like pants without pockets; you have no place to put your hands.
Unknown
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A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison ten guys offered to stuff more snakes down his pants.
Jimmy Fallon
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To put down an ideogram of a table so that people will recognize it as a table is not the work of a painter, but to sense it for a moment as a magic carpet with a leg hanging down at each corner is the beginning of a painter's imagination.
Frank Auerbach
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If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
William Shatner
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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A man wears the pants in a relationship but the woman tells the man which pair to put on.
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Shame how she used to be pg clean. Now she nc-17 in them miu miu jeans. Oh you wanna be a Hollywood starlet? Open them pants put your hands in Johansson, scarlett.
Ryan Leslie
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Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?
Bill Waterson
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Put your big girl pants on and move on. Seventy-two hours is an appropriate time. After that you start to smell and your friends don't want to talk to you... It doesn't mean it fixes your feelings or takes away the sadness. You should just start to go, I'm OK.'
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Pants or no pants?
Lo Bosworth
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I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big sho.., a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the sho.. large.
Charlie Chaplin
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