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I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
Jarvis Cocker
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All I wanted to do was put together one of the best home maths systems in the world, and that's what we've done. I've loved numbers since I was two or three, and I get really excited about them. Now, I'm allowing myself to get excited about things. If you're doing it for a TV network or any major corporation, you have to put a lid on it a little.
Carol Vorderman
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You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.
Dr Gregory House
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You dirty ni...s y'all too whack to dance. Y'all need to ease up off that now before y'all splint y'all pants and leave that up to my ni...s, young fly ni...s. Getting down you and I ni...s dont try ni...s.
DJ Quik
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Let's discuss where to put a beach chair instead of where to put a mosque.
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As to whether the people who were supposedly to put up the money and did put it up or whether it was Arthur's own money is something which I shall never know.
Peter Porter
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He put in your heart certain wishes and plans; in my heart, he put other different desires.
Sitting Bull
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I don't put off any time with my grandchildren. I don't put off a thing.
Lynn Redgrave
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To create architecture is to put in order. Put what in order? Function and objects.
Le Corbusier
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Food has replaced s.. in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Lynda Montgomery
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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Joe E Lewis
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You cannot put a rope around the neck of an idea; you cannot put an idea up against the barrack-square wall and riddle it with bullets; you cannot confine it in the strongest prison cell your slaves could ever build.
Sean O'Casey
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Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can't hack it. I can't see that as solving the world's problems. He's crushing his testicles in tight trousers for world peace.
John Lydon
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If a guy cant handle you in a sweat pants,he sure as hell doesnt deserve you in a wedding dress.
Unknown
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Anybody can put things together that belong together. to put things together that don't go together, and make it work, that takes genius like Mozart's. Yet he is presented in the play Amadeus as a kind of silly boy whom the gods loved.
Lukas Foss
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I could learn photography. That could be something to want. I could photograph children. I could have my own children. I would give them yellow roses. And if they got too loud, I would just put them some place quiet. Put them in the oven. And I would kiss them every day, and tell them you don't have to be anybody, because I would know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.
Gia Carangi
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Man, I fu..ed your dime and now she's mine. 2 Live Crew, put the pus.. in my palm. She put on a ni... and make a grown man cry. Feeling bullshit, I dont pay you no mind.
Tyga
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The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded.
Ernest Hemingway
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When you asked if those pants make your butt look big; a friend would say "no, you look great." but a best friend would start singing 'I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!'
Unknown
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Oprah put It on my culture now if that aint wrong. Imus got it from the rhymers now if that aint blown, they gave my man 44 now if that aint long, I put it all on my shoulder now if that strong!
Lupe Fiasco
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