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Jokes About Drinking And D Quotes & Sayings
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
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The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during the night.
Robert Boughter
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Dad was just an emotional wreck. He was drinking a lot of the time, he was smoking a lot of pot. And because he takes certain medications, the drinking was making him... you know, he wasn't even present, really.
Jack Osbourne
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Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
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There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
Sammy Hagar
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