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The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.
Avicenna
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True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and righteousness.
Albert Einstein
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Think how great a proportion of mankind, consists of weak and ignorant men and women, and of inexperienced youth of both s..es, who have need of the motives of religion to restrain them from vice, to support their virtue, and retain them in the pract
Benjamin Franklin
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Even the gods love jokes
Plato
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Jokes are grievances.
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When I do good, I feel good... when I do bad I feel bad, that's my religion.
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Good religion teaches us about a good God and encourages us to be like Him to the people of the world. Bad religion teaches us about a good God and encourages us to look down on the people of the world because they are not as good as God is.
Harold J Duarte-Bernhardt
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In full view of his television audience, he preached a new religion -- or a new form of Christianity -- based on faith in financial miracles and in a Heaven here on earth with a water slide and luxury hotels. It was a religion of celebrity and showmanship and fun, which made a mockery of all puritanical standards and all canons of good taste. Its standard was excess, and its doctrines were tolerance and freedom from accountability.
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On every full moon, rituals such as the one described above take place on hilltops, beaches, in open fields and in ordinary houses. Writers, teachers, nurses, computer programmers, artists,lawyers, poets, plumbers, and auto mechanics - women and men from many backgrounds come together to celebrate the mysteries of the Triple Goddess of the Dance of Life. The religion they practise is called Witchcraft.
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
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Religion is no more possible without prayer than poetry without language, or music without atmosphere
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Idiosyncratic belief systems which are shared by only a few adherents are likely to be regarded as delusional. Belief systems which may be just as irrational but which are shared by millions are called world religions. i.e. When a man suffers from delusions he is described as mad but when a million do so they belong to a world religion.
Anthony Storr
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X-rays will prove to be a hoax
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
Silvio Berlusconi
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Don't make jokes about food.
David Lean
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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