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Khalifa Status Quotes & Sayings
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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For no continuity of social act is possible without a corresponding social status and the many different kinds of act required in an industrial state, with its high degree of specialization, make for corresponding classification of status.
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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That awkward moment when you don't know whether liking a sad status shows your support, or if it means you like their sadness!
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I can change my status but can't change the way I feel about you.
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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