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Monday Morning Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx
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The cloud that descended on Black Rock on Monday was not for the past but the future. How much will this debacle chill the pursuit of other risky investigations?
Tina Brown
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He wasn't sure exactly which day, but what's noteworthy about that is that is also before Valerie Plame is first identified in the Robert Novak piece that ran on Monday, July 14.
Michael Isikoff
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She move so quick She move so fast She move so quick She make the good times last She said that even in the morning said you know It's on Even in the morning FREE LOVE
Cage The Elephant
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Every day is beautiful. Each day is special. Each day is a gift of God, and this is why we call it the 'present'. Good Morning.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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The night ends with stars, the morning starts off with the sun just be thankful that God can wake you up every morning and he can help you fall asleep at night because with God he can make everything move on earth!
Robert Reynolds
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Say a goodbye to your bed and pillow and give a tight hug to this new day and an opportunity to live a new life. Good Morning. Have a goody-goody day ahead.
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Dear God... Thank you for waking me up this morning to experience your everlasting love and never ending mercy and for my blessed day ahead!
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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It is the morning that rejoices our soul because we witness that God has gave us a tomorrow to live on.
Simphiwe Dumisani Ntuli
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No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.
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That feeling when you wake up and have a good morning text knowing that you're on someones mind when they wake up.
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Yes, there's such a thing as luck in trial law but it only comes at 3 o'clock in the morning. You'll still find me in the library looking for luck at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Louis Nizer
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A little appreciation and a good morning goes a long way to building a good relationship with your co-workers and getting results.
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Yes, there's such a thing as luck in trial law but it only comes at 3 o'clock in the morning. You'll still find me in the library looking for luck at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Louis Nizer
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And it was only released in London last week, so when I go back to England Monday or whatever, I am expecting heaps of adulation. I'm hoping there is. If that doesn't happen I will be disappointed.
David Thewlis
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