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Sarcastic Easter Quotes & Sayings
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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Oh you're talking to me, I thought you only spoke behind my back!
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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Waiting, in prayer, for the final fulfillment. The raising from the dead, the Messiah in the grave. The tomb sealed by the authorities, guards stood watch the disciples, confused, waited, despairing, hoping Would the prophesy be made real. Would he rise? They waited. Lucky for us; we know the rest of the story revealed to them that first Easter 'morn.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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Time to start being all smart and stuff again...such a hassle, I'd rather be silly and sarcastic ALL the time
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If you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots you do take, then you are at least consistent.
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Of course I believe in God, who else can I blame for my misfortunes.
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
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I don't believe in God any more than I believe in the Easter bunny. I grew up in a very strict Catholic environment. I didn't have an epiphany; it was a gradual process that took a lot of fighting and questioning and reading and research. My parents were upset; they didn't like that I asked questions but that only propelled me to ask more. I explained that I don't need an external, omnipotent being with an eternal concept of punishment out there to tell me right from wrong.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown to pieces put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess that's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single.
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Why do po.. sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches po.. and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.'
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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