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Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?
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I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
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Starbuck's drinks are pretty much Jesus in a beverage.
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I think the s..iest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status.
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That awkward two hours when your daughter is at the same bar as you.
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I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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China is only winning the Olympics because they made all the equipment...
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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If the Olympics were more like the Hunger Games I think I'd probably watch more of it.
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Yeah if you're in grade 11 making date or pass status's on Facebook it might be time to grow up.
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I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.
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Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps...
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Before starting any chapter, I count the number of pages.
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I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.
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The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I left it.
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Just saw two deaf girls arguing, one said, 'bi... better keep my name out your hands.'
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I bought a pack of gum...I don't need a 3ft receipt.
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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
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Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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