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Wake Up Drunk Go To Sleeped Quotes & Sayings
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I wake up every morning and I surprise myself. I wake up to a new me.
Gina Carano
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I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have a better time enjoying one glass of wine and just being relaxed. It's a bit of a control thing, I don't like not being in control of my words. I like to go to bed at 10pm, or 10.30pm, because I like to wake up at 7am. Maybe for some people drinking and drugs work for them, but I'm not a tortured artist. I wouldn't turn to some sort of substance to make me feel better, I'd turn to writing.
Mandy Moore
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...
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Being drunk - 10 points Being in Liverpool - minus 20 points.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
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Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired.
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When I was little, I used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed. Now, I pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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One day, you are going to wake up and realize how much you care about her, and when that day comes, she will wake up next to the guy that already knows.
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Wake up, wake up. This ain't just a thing that you give up, give up. Don't you say that I'd be better off, better off. Sleeping by myself and wondering, if I'm better off, better off. With out you boy
Colbie Caillat
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You sleep expecting to wake up in the morning right? Well don't. You may not wake up. There is no certainty. This could be your last day.
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Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Thomas Love Peacock
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
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Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.
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I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in the �vagina hanging out of my skirt' kind of way. I like getting drunk and partying but not in a gross way, I'm more like a pi.p. More like a dance commander. Especially in America, 'party girl' is not a good image.
Kesha
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