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Witty Valentines Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Witty Valentines" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads!
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Love shouldn't end on Valentine's Day, neither must it start on Valentine's Day.
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Dear Boys, Being a d..k isnt going to make yours bigger. Just saying.
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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
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When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you.
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My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & its broken. Not sure who won the fight.
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Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
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I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.
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I'm hopefully touring with Colin Baker next year in Perfect Strangers. I have performed with Sylvia Simms in poetry and music evenings. I would love to do those for the rest of my career - they are so fun and witty.
Louise Jameson
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
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Does anyone ever get that feeling in class when you just wanna scream out 'NOBODY GIVES A fu..!'
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Honore De Balzac
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
James Thurber
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They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee.
Allan Sherman
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Valentine day is the only day you want to feel the most love, embrace all the good times with your lover. Every memory is special, don't regret the one you love.
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Working hard to maintain the illusion Im Boss of the Boy & Girl. Witty people, retro style, TV, animals, trees & chocolate happily. Too camp is just enough.
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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
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