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Yall A Joke Quotes & Sayings
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Max Eastman
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the s..: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
Eddie Izzard
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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A simple 'bye' could make us cry, a simple 'joke' could make us laugh and a simple 'care' can make us fall in love.
Unknown
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
Unknown
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Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.
Garrison Keillor
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I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed.
Owen Hart
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A real boyfriend isn't judging everything you do. A real boyfriend will support every decision you make no matter if it's dumb. A real boyfriend won't be afraid to to kiss you in front of his friends he won't ignore you. He will treat you like he always does when yall are alone. A real boyfriend won't talk about other girls in front of you. When your down he will ask you whats wrong. He will beat up every person who hurts you. He will always fill you up with little detail at every moment that he can. When your sick he will try worry about you till you get better. Know thats a real relationship of coures with some downs!
Dianna Tellez
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Simple goodbye can make us cry. Simple joke can make us laugh. And...a simple care can make us fall in love.
Unknown
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Well when I made my first record I thought it would be a good joke to have me on one side, have the lable say John Fahey on one side, and this guy Blind Joe Death on the other side.
John Fahey
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I used to forget that I was an Indian woman. I would even forget that I was a woman. I don't think of myself as bringing to the table a lot of 'women's issues.' I don't feel the need to write about maternity. I grew up thinking that the talented people in comedy were hard-joke writers.
Mindy Kaling
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A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
Jack Handey
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself
Jessamyn West
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The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have s... Men need to have s.. to feel loved. How do we ever get started?
Billy Connolly
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Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.
Todd Phillips
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Fake friends are like actors, they will laugh and joke with you til they hear cut and then later they will talk about you behind the scenes.
Rasheed Bryant
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April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible you've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a joke.
Unknown
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Boy: "Wanna see a magic trick?" "Sure!" Boy: "POOF! Hey, you're single." Boy: "Wanna hear a joke?" Girl: "Sure?" Boy: "Our Relationship..."
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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