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I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Quotes & Sayings
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
Abraham Lincoln
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I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.
Taylor Momsen
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Yes, I do have a scar on my leg. When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide and seek and I hid inside this really tall-enclosed gate. After a while when my sister didn't find me I had to climb up on this sharp pole sticking out from the gate. I slipped and the pole went into my leg. I tried pulling away to get the pole out but it just tore through my whole leg. It's smaller now though because I grew!
Kylie Jenner
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If you don't have a leg to stand on, you can't put your foot down.
Robert Altman
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I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.
Tre Cool
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Why don't you take my pants and put it...
Swizz Beatz
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Getting tired of having to put on pants everyday...
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Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, you wont have a leg to stand on.
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I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
Emily Procter
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If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.
Jennifer Lawrence
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In this business you break a leg and 150 other people are out of work while production is shut down. It's not like you were an accountant and could still work with your leg in a cast.
Ken Curtis
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg. You can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.
Jim Caviezel
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Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. -Phil Wenneck
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If your right leg was Christmas & your left leg was New Years...Would you let me visit in between holidays?
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I've got my whole life to save the planet. Right now I'm just excited to put on pants in the morning.
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I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.
Uday Hussein
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