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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
Steven Wright
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I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
Sam Ewing
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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
Bob Monkhouse
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
Dan Whitney
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I thought that he was taking shots at me, when it was just jokes. It was a misunderstanding, a mis-communication ... I'm about making money.
Soulja Boy
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Jersey Shore
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
Neil LaBute
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I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
Milt Kamen
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
Ashley Tisdale
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The ideal women does exist, but she is always married to another man.
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There are rumors that we want to move back to the UK, but were so happy in America I actually cant see us ever leaving. In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in LA we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in a big pond. I mean, lets be honest about it. When youve got Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes living down the street as your neighbors, who gives a shit about Victoria and David?
Victoria Beckham
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That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course.
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i know you think you broke my heart, but I saw your game right from the start, I knew it well and played it too, so laugh it up the jokes on you.
Katie Johnson
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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