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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.
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CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'
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As a rule, said Holmes, the more bizarre a thing is the less mysterious it proves to be. It is your commonplace, featureless crimes which are really puzzling, just as a commonplace face is the most difficult to identify.
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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
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Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004.
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Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers?
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Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems so busy in 'Updating' their own.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Every time I see an awesome picture I double click it. I keep double clicking it until I remember I'm on Facebook not on instagram.
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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Say it to my face, not through your status!
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The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body.
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If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be.
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Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.
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Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.
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I get younger people who watch Conan or The Daily Show, but before that it was mostly people who knew me from public radio. Those people are kind of old.
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You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
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In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.
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