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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
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I just want you that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'
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