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Friends Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates.
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A girl's legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part.
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For when two beings who are not friends are near each other there is no meeting, and when friends are far apart there is no separation.
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Special friends will bring out the special things in you. Honest friends will bring out the truth in you. Bad friends will bring out the worse in you.
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Adding friends is not a race. 100 friends is ok. 300 is great. But 3000? Unless you are looking for a crowd to feed with two fish and five slices of bread.
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For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends.
Jim Carrey
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It's not how many friends you have it's the quality of friends you have.
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What are friends for? Fake friends come and go while real friends will stay with you forever.
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Real friends are always there for you, you can trust them to keep your secrets, share you laughter and your tears, fake friends are never around when you really need them, they want to know about you so they can tell others and most of the time they laugh at you instead of with you.
Rashida Rowe
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Freshmen Year: Many friends. Sophomore Year- A lot of friends. Junior Year- Some friends. Senior Year- A few good friends
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Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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My friends always told me that you would make me cry, my friends always told me that you would always lie, my friends always told me that I will find some one new, but my friends never told me my heart will always want you.
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I don't know what's worse. People who talk bad about their friends, or people who know they have fake friends but still keep them around.
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I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.
Megan Fox
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