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Funny 2 Faced Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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You think just cuz I'm being nice means I'm two faced . bi... you haven't seen any one of my faces . So stop talking .
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Being nice has nothing to do with being two-faced ; cause kindness comes from the heart, not from the face.
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Thank God.. I'm not good at being fake, two-faced, and self-righteous.
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What's the point in being two faced just say it to my face, not to my friends you know I will find out about it anyway!
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You say your multi-talented.. being two-faced doesn't count.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Obviously I faced the possibility of not returning when first I considered going. Once faced and settled there really wasn't any good reason to refer to it.
Amelia Earhart
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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There's a difference in being two faced & changing your mind.
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Being Two-faced does not make you multi-talented!
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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There's nothing wrong with being two-faced. Just let me know which one you want me to slap first.
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If they show signs of being two faced they probably are.
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What's the point in being two faced just say it to my face, not to my friends you know I will find out about it anyway!
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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